Have you seen those new Taco Bell commercials? They go kind of like: "Hey Jim, how was lunch at Taco Bell?" "Hmm, well if I were to eat another bite, it would be positively grotesque!" Jim is but the first of a series of people leaping up from sofas, standing on car hoods, etc., all shouting "I'm FULL!" or some synonymous expression. Obviously, somewhere in the domain of Taco Bell, the people's anguished cries have reached the ear of the king.
The messenger kneels: "My liege, your people complain bitterly of an emptiness within. They also want to shop without getting out of their cars."
The king strokes his beard with his glove. "They shall eat tacos, and they shall know peace."
- David Hellman, A Lesson Is Learned
