Wishes

As to my entry in the Corrupted Wish game:

Someone's wish: "I wish I were back in Boston."

My reply: "Wish granted. Unfortunately, Boston was the first target for the nukes sent by the terrorists, so now you are infected by highly radioactive material and will die slowly and painfully. I wish I had a furry prehensile tail. :P"

Someone's answer: "Wish granted. Now you can't get a date with any normal person, but instead become a furry icon (which also isn't helpful when prospective employers google your name and come up with very very disturbing pornography)."

Crazily enough, I'm totally fine with that.