Here are selections from a site of quotes from sub-English signs.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Hong Kong supermarket:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Hong Kong supermarket:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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